This really happened!

Tourist Trap San Francisco, May 10th

Lots of blog posts this week. Makes me wonder why I stopped updating in the first place.

This weekend Trackstand is hosting the first, of what I hope will be an annual, Tourist Trap Alleycat.

The race website is up over at http://touristtrapsf.com

It starts at 2pm in Golden Gate Park at the Polo Fields. After party to follow at Madrone Lounge (500 Divisadero @ Fell Street).

We have some awesome sponsors lined up.

Should be a blast!

Bernalamo Episode 6: Real World

This video was tons of fun to shoot. Joey and I had a blast running around my apartment and shooting the Pots and Pans portion.

Be on the look out for a new Bernalamo Cribs sometime soon highlighting Joey’s posh pad in Bernal Heights.

Anneliese Hansen is my sister, not yours!

For once (or the third time) I am going to be a pageview whore.

Link to the video.

Thats right I will capitalize on my sister and her boyfriend’s luck at the Lottery for the sake of page views on my tumblr website.

Just imagine you were the brother of someone who won $75.8 Million United States Dollars.  Imagine you were Kristian Hansen.

It doesn’t actually matter, what you imagine, because if you were me (and now we are getting hyper-hypothetical) than you would just be happy for your sibling.

One of the coolest things that could possibly ever happen, happened to Liese.

Brian and her buy lottery tickets occassionally. It just so happens that they won. Not $1 million or $5 million, but a whole fucking $75 Million big ones.

I share in their happiness and joy.

Funnier even still is reading about their win through blogs and on websites. They had a freaking press conference. How cool is that shit?

Most of all I am proud of my sister and Brian for doing the right thing. Instead of going out and blowing money on unneeded materialistic things, they are opting to help out the Oakland families that lost their valiant Police Officer husbands in last months’ deadly gunfight. I am certain they will remain level-headed and keep a low profile.

Good luck!

Love,

Kristian “the awesome” Hansen

Kanye West : Gay Fish

Apparently Kanye is not very happy about this South Park Episode. I thought it was pretty funny.

Of course Viacom has taken down pretty much every link on the internet.