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Bike Polo at Sara Roosevelt Park

Bike Polo at Sara Roosevelt Park

Jump on the Fixed Gear Bandwagon!

Hey Robert Patterson,

Cool bike. I really dig your kryptonite chain and its matching american standard lock.

I also really dig how you, the love interest and her father all are Brits playing Americans with “american accents”. Could all the actors and actresses in Hollywood not muster enough force to be Americans in a film? Its amazing that in America not only do we outsource our web developers, but we outsource our acting too.

Its so tragically hip that heart throb Rob is riding a fixed gear. This hasn’t happened since Quicksilver.

Your Bud,

Kristian

This is a horrible problem that some poor souls in America must face. fascinated: Taylor vs 200 cases. He was not alone but we were still outnumbered

This is a horrible problem that some poor souls in America must face.

fascinated:

Taylor vs 200 cases. He was not alone but we were still outnumbered

John & Jehn - Looking for you (Mighty Mouse NYC Sensations Remix)

Really digging this new remix that Mighy Mouse put out. They recently joined Twitter so send them so TwitLove.

NCAA: March Madness

Everyone is all hot about basketball right now. I don’t see what all the fuss is about - but for those readers who enjoy a good guess I wonder aloud today - Will the Univ of Kentucky make it to the…

World's Fattest Woman : Donna Simpson

And thats how the story goes…

Who wants to be the fattest woman in the world?

Although I spend much time on The Hansen Report writing about things that make me laugh, new technologies that I am using or interesting nuggets of information that I discover about the world, there are times that I feel the need to write about things that disgust me. 

Today for instance I was perusing Sfgate.com when I came across an article regarding Donna Simpson. Never heard of her before?

She is currently the 43rd largest woman in the world. Not that she deserves accolades for her girth, but she is attempting to become the world’s largest woman ever! 

We live our lives aspiring to become something - perhaps its a good father, a doctor or a firefighter. But who in their right mind would aspire to become the most obese person in the history of the world? It would be one action if she was attempting to become the world’s fittest person. But the sad reality is that she has children and is suffocating herself to a premature death. The complications associated with hyper-obese (those with a Body Mass Index - BMI - over 50) are nothing to laugh about. High blood pressure, heart attacks, high cholesterol and other horrible side effects are sure to strike Mrs. Simpson. Does she not see what will happen to her?

On top of this she is immobile. She can’t walk, run or get out of her bed without assistance. This is the life she chooses.

As obesity hits the world on a global scale at unprecedented heights in our world’s history it scares me that women like Donna exist. A wonderful example for her children to live by. 

Jonny Rose Debut Show @ Gallery Bar NYC

Tonight I am hitting up my friend, Jonny Roszak’s show (Jonny Rose) over at the Gallery Bar at 120 Orchard Street in the LES. Things get going around 9 - as Facebook is putting it. Lets have some fun tonight!

This is my overall feeling about life. Or sort of…

This is my overall feeling about life. Or sort of…

What is your favorite Corey Haim Film?

This morning I read about the actor’s unfortunate death by drug overdose.

Lets remember his great films. Whats your favorite? Mine is License to Drive.