Anneliese Hansen is my sister, not yours!

For once (or the third time) I am going to be a pageview whore.

Link to the video.

Thats right I will capitalize on my sister and her boyfriend’s luck at the Lottery for the sake of page views on my tumblr website.

Just imagine you were the brother of someone who won $75.8 Million United States Dollars.  Imagine you were Kristian Hansen.

It doesn’t actually matter, what you imagine, because if you were me (and now we are getting hyper-hypothetical) than you would just be happy for your sibling.

One of the coolest things that could possibly ever happen, happened to Liese.

Brian and her buy lottery tickets occassionally. It just so happens that they won. Not $1 million or $5 million, but a whole fucking $75 Million big ones.

I share in their happiness and joy.

Funnier even still is reading about their win through blogs and on websites. They had a freaking press conference. How cool is that shit?

Most of all I am proud of my sister and Brian for doing the right thing. Instead of going out and blowing money on unneeded materialistic things, they are opting to help out the Oakland families that lost their valiant Police Officer husbands in last months’ deadly gunfight. I am certain they will remain level-headed and keep a low profile.

Good luck!

Love,

Kristian “the awesome” Hansen